The stitches you sew on Sunday,
you take out with your nose on Monday.
Swedish saying, my mother.
you can't piss a drop.
Appropriate saying, my husband.
See, Mom, it doesn't matter if you fall down. Nobody around here even cares. Just try not to fall on your bottom though, because that hurts.
A good reminder, my son.
And I remembered how to skate after all.