Some advice.

The stitches you sew on Sunday, 
you take out with your nose on Monday.

Swedish saying, my mother.

Some days,
you can't piss a drop.

Appropriate saying, my husband.

See, Mom, it doesn't matter if you fall down. Nobody around here even cares. Just try not to fall on your bottom though, because that hurts.

A good reminder, my son.

And I remembered how to skate after all.